Ham Sandwiches Stand In Solidarity With Conservatives Disparately Impacted By Grand Jury Indictments
You get an indictment! And you get an indictment!
Long the butt of grand jury jokes, ham sandwiches know all too well what it’s like to be toasted.
“We stand in solidarity with our disparately impacted conservative brethren. We are but two slices of the same discarded loaf,” the National Organization for Maligned Sandwiches (NOMS) stated in a press release following the news of grand juries handing District Attorneys indictments like they’re freebies to an Oprah! audience.
In an open letter posted on their official X account, NOMS further indicted the weaponization of indictments saying, “Those who find themselves on the wrong side of the lunch table should know that the table often turns,” and, “You can only toast a sandwich so much before it burns you.”